1
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Good evening.

2
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   No, I'm not drinking
   on the job. Not for pleasure
   at any rate.

3
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  I am an amateur wine taster.

4
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 A friend suspects that someone
 has been tampering
 with his wine.

5
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   Of course, there's no use
   going through the trouble
   of a laboratory test...

6
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when any
self-respecting gourmet
can detect impurities.

7
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   Nothing wrong here.

8
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  A very fine Burgundy,
  a Romani Conti, I would say.

9
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  This is Muscatel.
  Homemade, no doubt.

10
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The do-it-yourself craze
knows no bounds.

11
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   Something foreign
   has been added.

12
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   A large quantity, too.

13
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Anyone could have detected.

14
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 But exactly what?

15
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   I have it. Arsenic.

16
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I wish I had more.
It's very good, really.

17
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  That is, if you like
  a very dry wine.

18
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 While you wait to see
 what possible effect
 this may have on me...

19
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 you may watch
 our dramatization of one
 of Dorothy L. Sayers' stories.

20
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   (Ralph)
   Good morning, Mrs. Sutton.

21
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 Mrs. Montgomery isn't
 feeling very well
this morning.

22
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  Oh, she overdoes.
  That's the whole trouble.

23
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   I tell her, if she'd only
   try to rest occasionally....

24
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 She's got too much
 nervous energy, that's all.

25
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 You might take up
 a cup of cocoa to her later.

26
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 Why, she'd have a fit
 if I do.

27
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It's coffee
or nothing for her.

28
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  What's the latest development
  on the foreign aid program,
  Mrs. Sutton?

29
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 (Mrs. Sutton)
 I beg your pardon?

30
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 Is the market holding steady,
 or is it the race results?

31
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If you object to me
glancing at your paper,
Mr. Montgomery--

32
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   Glance at it, read it,
   memorize it.

33
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 Why, you couldn't get it
 in this condition short of
 wrapping fish in it.

34
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   I'm sure the news is
   no different just because of
   an extra crease or two.

35
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 No. But my disposition is.

36
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Don't know why a woman
can't understand that a man
likes his paper...

37
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 in a virginal condition.

38
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 Here's your cocoa.

39
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 And don't think you can
 charm me out of it
 just because you make...

40
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the best cup of cocoa
 east of the Mississippi.

41
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  Would you like lamb curry
  with chutney
  for your dinner tonight?

42
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  Why, Mrs. Sutton,
  you've sold your soul
  to the devil.

43
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  How did you know that
  I had no resistance
  to lamb curry?

44
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  Just 'cause I'm new here
  doesn't mean that
  I don't know what's what.

45
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  What is what?
 Darling.

46
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 Darling, I thought I told you
 to stay in bed this morning.

47
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 You've got to take better care
 of yourself.
 Doesn't she, Mrs. Sutton?

48
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Darling, don't fuss at me
  this morning.

49
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   Is the coffee ready,
   Mrs. Sutton?

50
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 It will be perking
 in a minute.

51
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 [sighing]
 I'll try to last.

52
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 Darling, don't forget,
 this is a night
 for my drama club.

53
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 Well, well. Has that
 rolled around again?

54
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I've been telling you
about it for two weeks.

55
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 If you'd only
 pay attention, Ralph.

56
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You're doing <i>Summer and Smoke.</i>

57
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 And you're going to play
 the lead opposite Don Welbeck.

58
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 And you'll be as sensational
as you were last year. Okay?

59
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  You're always teasing me.

60
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   [doorbell buzzing]

61
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 Good Lord. Late again.

62
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 Bye, darling.
 Take care of yourself.

63
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 Don't let Don Welbeck
 turn your back
 to the audience.

64
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   You've got
   a very nice husband.

65
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   [doorbell buzzing]

66
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 That's why I married him.

67
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 That's an educated elbow
 you've got there.

68
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This elbow is all that
keeps you from missing
the 8:13 every morning.

69
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 What's the headline?

70
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If you'd get up
a little earlier, you could
read your own paper.

71
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 Mrs. Sutton gets to it first.

72
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 I spend all my time
 putting it back together.

73
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 Earl Kramer
 presents the news.

74
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  Crisis in French cabinet.

75
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  Well known jockey
  suspended.

76
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   Illinois prison riot
   quelled.

77
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   Police have new lead
   on Mrs. Andrews.
   Who's Mrs. Andrews?

78
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 She's that housekeeper
 who's been poisoning
 all those women.

79
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   Oh, that one.

80
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  She's got a pretty impressive
  record, too.

81
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  Knocked off
  three women in a row.

82
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Strictly minor league.

83
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 I bet it will turn out
 she mistook the arsenic
 for salt.

84
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   Very good, Ralph.
   If I get the case,
   that's the defense I'll use.

85
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 But remind me never to buy
 any real estate from you.

86
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 You're a con man at heart,
 my boy.

87
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 Come on. Let's not
 miss our train.

88
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  With reference
  to your inquiry...

89
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  regarding the office building
  located at....

90
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   Where was I?
   "The office building
   located at"....

91
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Oh, yes.

92
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 The Harbin Building.
You fill in the address.

93
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 Please be advised that
 this office has...

94
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 an offer of $225,000.

95
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   Period.

96
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Is something wrong,
Mr. Montgomery?
What?

97
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 No. It's just
 a little indigestion.

98
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  This office has a commitment
  for a first-mortgage loan....

99
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   [gasps]

100
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  Mr. Montgomery!

101
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Nothing.
It'll be all right.

102
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 Here. Let me help you.

103
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 Lie down a minute.

104
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 Mr. Brooks.

105
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 Mr. Brooks, can you come in?
 Mr. Montgomery is sick.

106
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  Ralph.

107
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 What is it? What's wrong?
 It's cramps.

108
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Run down the hall
 and get Doc Griffith.
  No.

109
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It's nothing. It's just
indigestion.

110
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  I'll be all right
  in a minute.

111
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 You are sure
 it isn't your heart?

112
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  No, my heart is fine.
  It's just cramps.

113
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 It wouldn't hurt
 to have the doctor
 take a look at you.

114
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  No, I'd feel foolish
  getting the doctor
  just for indigestion.

115
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 I'll be all right.

116
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  [panting]

117
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I'm okay now.

118
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   Feeling better, darling?
   I'm fine.

119
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 Isn't it time you were off
 to the drama club?

120
00:07:26,780 --> 00:07:29,349
I'm not going today.

121
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 You're not staying home
 on account of me?

122
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Yes, I am. I'm going to
take care of you.

123
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 But there's absolutely
 nothing wrong with me.

124
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 The way
 you and George Brooks talk,
 you'd think I was an invalid.

125
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 George phoned
 while you were sleeping...

126
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  and he's very worried
  about you.

127
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 Nonsense. You know how George
 exaggerates everything.

128
00:07:46,232 --> 00:07:48,702
Still, I think I should
stay home with you.

129
00:07:48,735 --> 00:07:51,905
 But what's Don Welbeck
 going to do,
 rehearse with a chair?

130
00:07:51,938 --> 00:07:53,907
Don't argue
 with your old man, darling.

131
00:07:55,375 --> 00:07:58,778
 Look, Mrs. Sutton
 will take very good care
 of me.

132
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 You run along.
 I'm fit enough to do 18 holes.

133
00:08:01,414 --> 00:08:02,849
  Don't you dare!

134
00:08:02,882 --> 00:08:03,883
  [laughs]

135
00:08:06,186 --> 00:08:08,421
   All right.
   Now, you run along.

136
00:08:08,455 --> 00:08:11,191
 I'll be all right.
 I'll just putter around
 in the workshop.

137
00:08:44,824 --> 00:08:46,659
(Ethel)
Ralph, I'm off.

138
00:08:46,693 --> 00:08:47,927
[footsteps approaching]

139
00:08:52,065 --> 00:08:54,567
 Darling, did you buy
 any weed killer lately...

140
00:08:54,601 --> 00:08:56,069
 or any spray
 for the rose bushes?

141
00:08:56,102 --> 00:08:58,204
   No. Do we need some?
   I'll order it.

142
00:08:58,238 --> 00:09:01,808
No. But I just found a package
 I don't remember buying.

143
00:09:01,841 --> 00:09:03,143
   In that old cupboard
   of yours?

144
00:09:03,176 --> 00:09:05,211
Darling, that's been
full of junk for years.

145
00:09:05,245 --> 00:09:06,713
   You really ought to
   do something about that.

146
00:09:07,914 --> 00:09:10,216
 I'll probably find
 a lot of surprises there.

147
00:09:13,386 --> 00:09:18,224
 And don't let Don Welbeck
 turn your back
 to the audience.

148
00:09:18,258 --> 00:09:20,226
  Don't worry.
  I'll take care of Don
  this time.

149
00:09:23,029 --> 00:09:24,531
   (Ethel)
   Thanks for the lift, Don.

150
00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:27,801
 I'd invite you in
 for a nightcap,
 but Ralph isn't feeling well.

151
00:09:27,834 --> 00:09:29,903
 (Don)
I understand.
 Some other time, then.

152
00:09:29,936 --> 00:09:31,237
   Goodnight, Ethel.

153
00:09:31,271 --> 00:09:32,372
 [door closing]

154
00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:33,707
   Hello, darling.

155
00:09:35,542 --> 00:09:37,243
 You're home early.

156
00:09:37,277 --> 00:09:40,046
 I was worried about you.
 How are you feeling?

157
00:09:40,046 --> 00:09:42,349
Good as new.
How'd the rehearsal go?

158
00:09:42,382 --> 00:09:45,285
 All right. Ralph,
 you still look pale.

159
00:09:45,318 --> 00:09:47,921
Well, dinner didn't sit
so well, I guess.

160
00:09:47,954 --> 00:09:50,490
 You didn't have
 another attack?
  No.

161
00:09:50,523 --> 00:09:53,960
But I had to eat some of
Mrs. Sutton's lamb curry...

162
00:09:54,060 --> 00:09:55,428
   to keep peace
   in the family...

163
00:09:55,462 --> 00:09:58,164
 and I guess it was
 a little too spicy for me.
But I'm fine.

164
00:10:00,834 --> 00:10:03,036
 Darling, do you mind
 if I watch the late show?

165
00:10:03,403 --> 00:10:04,371
 No.

166
00:10:05,905 --> 00:10:08,308
 Don't wait up for me.
   All right.

167
00:10:08,341 --> 00:10:10,110
<i>*[music playing on TV]</i>

168
00:10:12,712 --> 00:10:13,680
  Darling.

169
00:10:14,881 --> 00:10:17,150
You know,
I've been thinking...

170
00:10:17,183 --> 00:10:20,120
 Mrs. Sutton's first month
 with us is up tomorrow.

171
00:10:20,153 --> 00:10:23,156
  Is it really?
  It seems much longer.

172
00:10:23,189 --> 00:10:26,760
 I was wondering
 if we're completely satisfied
 with her.

173
00:10:26,793 --> 00:10:29,596
   I don't see how we could
   do much better.
   She's a real find.

174
00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:33,099
 Yes. She is
 an excellent cook--
   I thought you liked her.

175
00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:36,970
She certainly dotes on you.
 Well, we get along fine.

176
00:10:37,003 --> 00:10:38,405
   It's just that....

177
00:10:40,273 --> 00:10:41,274
I don't know.

178
00:10:42,342 --> 00:10:44,511
 You're not
 still pouting about...

179
00:10:44,544 --> 00:10:46,980
 that silly old newspaper being
 all wrinkled up, are you?

180
00:10:47,013 --> 00:10:49,082
 Well, it is very annoying.

181
00:10:49,115 --> 00:10:51,084
   Darling, you ought to be
   ashamed of yourself.

182
00:10:51,117 --> 00:10:52,986
 I believe you're
 getting crotchety.

183
00:10:53,586 --> 00:10:55,021
Okay.

184
00:10:56,890 --> 00:10:58,925
 Do you have to watch this?
No.

185
00:11:15,875 --> 00:11:18,211
 He's got nothing but nerve.

186
00:11:18,244 --> 00:11:19,346
  (Ralph)
  Read them and weep.

187
00:11:20,780 --> 00:11:22,849
 Dummy makes the drinks.
   Very good.

188
00:11:24,317 --> 00:11:26,252
   I don't want to
hear you squeal, anyway.

189
00:11:28,154 --> 00:11:29,923
   (Brooks)
   Where was that lead from?

190
00:11:29,956 --> 00:11:31,691
 (Doctor)
 Desperation, I'd say.

191
00:11:31,725 --> 00:11:33,993
   Wouldn't have the king,
   would you, George?

192
00:11:34,094 --> 00:11:36,863
 That's just blind,
 dumb luck.

193
00:11:36,896 --> 00:11:39,199
  I'd rather be lucky
  than good.

194
00:11:39,232 --> 00:11:41,267
   Hey, looks like a lay-down,
   gentlemen.

195
00:11:41,301 --> 00:11:42,902
 [all groaning]

196
00:11:42,936 --> 00:11:45,939
   Hearts with the spades,
   and the diamonds
   are all good.

197
00:11:45,972 --> 00:11:47,874
 Well, obviously,
 this is not my week.

198
00:11:48,775 --> 00:11:50,176
[men chattering]

199
00:11:55,648 --> 00:11:56,449
  (Kramer)
  Hey, waiter.

200
00:11:57,550 --> 00:11:59,152
  Waiter, where's that drink?

201
00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:02,288
 Coming up.

202
00:12:05,859 --> 00:12:07,394
You made it.

203
00:12:07,427 --> 00:12:08,862
  (Brooks)
  You guys get away
  with murder.

204
00:12:08,895 --> 00:12:10,063
 Superior playing.

205
00:12:10,830 --> 00:12:12,966
  Speaking of murder...

206
00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:15,869
   I see they haven't caught up
   with that Mrs. Andrews yet.

207
00:12:15,902 --> 00:12:19,439
 Ralph has a theory about that.
 He thinks those poisonings
 were accidental.

208
00:12:19,472 --> 00:12:20,907
Sure they were.

209
00:12:20,940 --> 00:12:22,275
  The woman's a psycho,
  isn't she, Doc?

210
00:12:22,308 --> 00:12:24,377
 I am a doctor,
 not a psychiatrist.

211
00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:26,913
Of course, there weren't
any of the usual motives.

212
00:12:26,946 --> 00:12:29,349
  Greed, revenge,
  fit of passion.

213
00:12:29,382 --> 00:12:31,785
  What is your opinion,
  Doctor?

214
00:12:31,818 --> 00:12:33,687
I only know what I read.

215
00:12:33,720 --> 00:12:35,889
But the old girl
certainly seems unbalanced.

216
00:12:35,922 --> 00:12:39,092
 Her victims are all women.
 All young and pretty.

217
00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:41,928
 But in the last case,
 the husband was poisoned, too.

218
00:12:41,961 --> 00:12:43,596
   Although it wasn't enough
   to kill him.

219
00:12:43,630 --> 00:12:46,099
 (Brooks)
 What I can't understand is why
 they haven't found her yet.

220
00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:47,767
   It was over a month ago.

221
00:12:47,801 --> 00:12:49,903
  (Kramer)
  This type runs to a pattern.

222
00:12:49,936 --> 00:12:52,138
   She probably got herself
   another housekeeping job
   somewhere...

223
00:12:52,172 --> 00:12:53,673
   and she's lying low.

224
00:12:53,707 --> 00:12:55,709
But wait until the next
 full moon...

225
00:12:55,742 --> 00:12:58,111
 or whatever it is
 that sets her off.

226
00:12:58,111 --> 00:13:01,214
 (Doctor)
 Whose deal?
   I wonder if there are
   any pictures of her.

227
00:13:01,247 --> 00:13:02,816
  (Kramer)
  Yeah, there was one
  in the paper...

228
00:13:02,849 --> 00:13:04,384
 at the time
 of the last murder...

229
00:13:04,417 --> 00:13:07,187
 about, I guess, about the 4th
 or 5th of last month.

230
00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:10,724
 (Doctor)
 Are we playing bridge
 or amateur detective?

231
00:13:10,757 --> 00:13:13,927
Well, I think I'll call it
an evening.
   (all)
   Oh, Ralph.

232
00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:16,863
 My wife isn't well,
 as you know. I better go home.

233
00:13:16,896 --> 00:13:18,665
Ralph, one more rubber.

234
00:13:18,698 --> 00:13:21,568
 Don't pay any attention
 to the old bachelor. You've
 got a young, pretty wife...

235
00:13:21,601 --> 00:13:23,570
 and I don't blame you
 for wanting to go home to her.

236
00:13:23,603 --> 00:13:25,105
   He doesn't know
   how lucky he is.

237
00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:26,539
   Let's settle up
   next week, shall we?

238
00:13:26,573 --> 00:13:29,409
  Sure.
 You don't mind
 if I finish my drink, do you?

239
00:13:29,442 --> 00:13:33,213
 Ralph, give Ethel
 my love, will you?
  Yes, I'll do that.

240
00:13:33,246 --> 00:13:35,415
   Good night, gentlemen.
   (all)
   Good night, Ralph. See you.

241
00:13:39,719 --> 00:13:41,654
Ethel.
 (Ethel)
 Yes, dear.

242
00:13:42,355 --> 00:13:44,190
Are you all right, darling?

243
00:13:44,224 --> 00:13:47,927
 Yes, I'm all right.
 I just haven't
 been able to sleep.

244
00:13:47,961 --> 00:13:51,264
 I'm going to have
 a cup of cocoa. Should I
 bring some up for you?

245
00:13:51,297 --> 00:13:54,134
 No, thank you.
 A cup of cocoa might help
 that insomnia.

246
00:15:14,114 --> 00:15:17,050
   I'd like you to run
   a quick test on this
   for me, please.

247
00:15:17,050 --> 00:15:19,819
 I can't say how quick
 it'll be. What is it?

248
00:15:19,853 --> 00:15:22,422
   As a matter of fact,
   it's cocoa.
  Cocoa?

249
00:15:22,455 --> 00:15:25,725
  Yes. There's been
  some mix-up, and it might
  contain poison.

250
00:15:25,759 --> 00:15:28,828
 It would save time if we knew
what kind of poison
 you suspect.

251
00:15:29,896 --> 00:15:31,931
   Arsenic.
 Just a minute.

252
00:15:44,310 --> 00:15:46,513
   It doesn't show up
   in the spectrum at any rate.

253
00:15:46,546 --> 00:15:49,082
Then there's no arsenic
in it?

254
00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:51,351
Well, I wouldn't want to
say that for certain.

255
00:15:53,086 --> 00:15:55,655
 A sublethal dose
 probably wouldn't
 show up anyway.

256
00:15:57,524 --> 00:16:00,560
Let me understand this.

257
00:16:00,593 --> 00:16:04,330
  You mean there might be
  arsenic in it, but not enough
  for a lethal dose?

258
00:16:04,364 --> 00:16:06,232
 That's a possibility.

259
00:16:06,266 --> 00:16:08,935
 Of course, over a period
 of time, it's accumulative.

260
00:16:10,270 --> 00:16:11,705
I didn't know that.

261
00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:15,642
How long would it take you
 to run a complete test?

262
00:16:15,675 --> 00:16:17,477
   Not more than an hour.

263
00:16:17,510 --> 00:16:21,681
 But I couldn't get to it
 until this afternoon.

264
00:16:21,715 --> 00:16:25,452
  Will you do it as quickly
  as you can, please?
  Here's my card.

265
00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:27,854
  And will you call me
  as soon as it's finished?

266
00:16:27,887 --> 00:16:30,223
 All right, Mr. Montgomery.
  Thank you.

267
00:16:32,425 --> 00:16:34,461
Hello, darling.

268
00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:36,796
   Yes. I just wanted to see
   how you were.

269
00:16:38,431 --> 00:16:40,900
Oh, well, that's fine.

270
00:16:40,934 --> 00:16:44,904
  Look, darling, why don't you
  call one of the girls
  and go out to lunch?

271
00:16:46,973 --> 00:16:49,075
 Yes. Well, the change
should do you good.

272
00:16:51,144 --> 00:16:53,179
 That's fine.

273
00:16:53,213 --> 00:16:56,149
  And look, tell Mrs. Sutton
  not to fix anything for you.

274
00:16:57,484 --> 00:16:58,351
Okay.

275
00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:01,154
  Bye, darling.

276
00:17:01,187 --> 00:17:03,089
 Here's that back issue
 you asked for.

277
00:17:08,161 --> 00:17:11,164
  That's the woman
  who poisoned
  all those people.

278
00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:14,167
 Yes. I was interested
 in seeing what she
 looked like.

279
00:17:15,902 --> 00:17:19,339
 Just morbid curiosity.

280
00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:23,076
 I had an idea she was
 a much older woman.
  I imagine she is.

281
00:17:23,109 --> 00:17:25,412
What?
  That's an old picture
  of her.

282
00:17:25,445 --> 00:17:27,247
 Why do you say that?

283
00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:30,550
 Mr. Montgomery, look at
 that big hat with
all those flowers on it...

284
00:17:30,583 --> 00:17:34,154
and the style of the dress.
Nobody wears anything
like that today.

285
00:17:34,187 --> 00:17:36,089
 How dated
 would you say it is?

286
00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:39,659
 Fifteen years.
 Perhaps more.

287
00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:44,597
Add 15 years, 30 pounds.

288
00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:47,634
Could be.

289
00:17:47,667 --> 00:17:49,736
  Do you recognize her?

290
00:17:49,769 --> 00:17:52,906
 No, I thought for a moment...

291
00:17:52,939 --> 00:17:55,842
   that I'd seen her before,
   but, of course,
   that's ridiculous.

292
00:17:55,875 --> 00:17:57,944
  She gives me the jitters.

293
00:17:57,977 --> 00:18:00,146
   Mr. Brooks says
   she poisons young women.

294
00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:02,215
[phone ringing]

295
00:18:02,248 --> 00:18:04,184
  Hello.
   Mr. Montgomery?

296
00:18:04,217 --> 00:18:05,785
Yes.

297
00:18:05,819 --> 00:18:08,455
 Thank you. That's all for now.
And thanks for bringing
 the papers.

298
00:18:08,488 --> 00:18:09,622
   You are welcome.

299
00:18:11,224 --> 00:18:12,692
 Hello, yes.

300
00:18:12,726 --> 00:18:14,260
   Yes, this is Mr. Montgomery.

301
00:18:16,196 --> 00:18:18,832
 Never mind the details.
 Was it poisoned or not?

302
00:18:18,865 --> 00:18:22,035
All right. There was not
enough arsenic to be fatal.

303
00:18:22,068 --> 00:18:26,039
But, as I told you earlier,
arsenic is accumulative.

304
00:18:26,072 --> 00:18:29,676
 I'd say that if you drank
 that much every day
 for a week, it would kill you.

305
00:18:36,783 --> 00:18:38,051
   [dialing]

306
00:18:45,225 --> 00:18:46,259
  [ringing]

307
00:18:51,364 --> 00:18:53,800
Yes.
 Hello, Mrs. Sutton.

308
00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:56,469
   Let me talk to my wife
   right away.
 I'm afraid you can't.

309
00:18:56,503 --> 00:18:58,538
What do you mean
I can't?

310
00:18:58,571 --> 00:19:00,006
She's not in.

311
00:19:01,408 --> 00:19:04,744
  No, I don't know
  where she went.

312
00:19:04,778 --> 00:19:07,013
  She went out
  just after you phoned
  this morning.

313
00:19:09,015 --> 00:19:11,017
No, I don't know
where she went.

314
00:19:13,153 --> 00:19:15,288
  I didn't think
  it was my place to ask.

315
00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:26,332
   Yes, Mr. Montgomery.
 Tell Mr. Brooks
 I've had to leave early.

316
00:19:26,366 --> 00:19:27,834
  You're not sick again?

317
00:19:27,867 --> 00:19:30,704
  No. It's my wife.

318
00:19:30,737 --> 00:19:33,640
 I'm afraid something's
 happened to her.
 I hope it's nothing serious.

319
00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:37,243
[door slamming]

320
00:19:38,411 --> 00:19:40,680
 Ethel! Ethel!

321
00:19:42,315 --> 00:19:43,817
   (Ethel)
   Yes, dear.

322
00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:45,452
 Are you all right?

323
00:19:45,485 --> 00:19:47,253
  Yes, I'm all right.

324
00:19:47,287 --> 00:19:49,823
I will be down in a moment.
  I was just taking a shower.

325
00:20:00,166 --> 00:20:01,968
 Mrs. Sutton,
 I want you to leave.

326
00:20:02,002 --> 00:20:04,170
But I'm just
getting dinner.

327
00:20:04,204 --> 00:20:06,706
 I don't want you
 to get dinner,
 tonight or any other time!

328
00:20:06,740 --> 00:20:09,476
 I'm discharging you.
  But why? What have I done
  that's wrong?

329
00:20:09,509 --> 00:20:12,212
 I think you know that
 better than anybody else,
 Mrs. Sutton.

330
00:20:12,245 --> 00:20:15,415
 But it ain't fair.
 You've got to give me notice.

331
00:20:15,448 --> 00:20:18,018
 You'll get a month's wages
 in lieu of notice.

332
00:20:18,051 --> 00:20:20,320
 But I only done what I had to,
 Mr. Montgomery.

333
00:20:20,353 --> 00:20:22,655
You can't say that I never
 took good care of you.

334
00:20:22,689 --> 00:20:26,993
Yes. And you'd have
taken care of my wife, too,
if I hadn't found out.

335
00:20:27,027 --> 00:20:29,562
Well, I'm going to give you
an opportunity to leave.

336
00:20:29,596 --> 00:20:32,399
 But I won't guarantee
 what action I'll take
 after you leave.

337
00:20:32,432 --> 00:20:35,502
   Your wife. I knew
   the minute I'd seen her
   that there'd be trouble.

338
00:20:35,535 --> 00:20:38,238
 I know that type.
 You can't trust any of them.

339
00:20:38,271 --> 00:20:41,975
   I want you out of this house
   in 20 minutes, Mrs. Sutton.
   Is that clear?

340
00:20:42,008 --> 00:20:44,711
 I wouldn't stay here anyways.

341
00:20:57,157 --> 00:20:58,124
Ethel.

342
00:20:58,591 --> 00:21:00,393
 Yes, dear.

343
00:21:00,427 --> 00:21:03,129
 Ralph, what are you doing
 home so early? I didn't
 hear you come in.

344
00:21:03,163 --> 00:21:05,265
Darling, are you sure
you're all right?

345
00:21:05,298 --> 00:21:07,200
 Of course I'm all right.
 I just decided
 to take a nap...

346
00:21:07,233 --> 00:21:08,735
 instead of going out
 for lunch.

347
00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:10,236
 What's wrong with Mrs. Sutton?

348
00:21:10,270 --> 00:21:12,339
 She stormed past me
 like an avenging angel.

349
00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:16,443
  I just fired her.

350
00:21:16,476 --> 00:21:19,079
 You fired her?
 Ralph, why?

351
00:21:19,112 --> 00:21:22,882
She just hasn't worked out.
She's too unreliable.

352
00:21:24,317 --> 00:21:26,219
  I don't understand.
  What's she done?

353
00:21:27,454 --> 00:21:29,756
   For one thing, she lied.

354
00:21:29,789 --> 00:21:32,592
She said you were
 out to lunch, and you were
 home all the time.

355
00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:35,261
 She misunderstood.
 I told her not to bother
 to make lunch...

356
00:21:35,295 --> 00:21:38,098
 that I was going out,
 and then I changed my mind.

357
00:21:38,098 --> 00:21:41,601
 Darling, you're getting
 awfully jumpy lately.

358
00:21:41,634 --> 00:21:44,304
   [sighing]
   Yes, my nerves are
   a little on edge these days.

359
00:21:44,337 --> 00:21:47,907
It's that woman.
I can't wait to get her
out of the house.

360
00:21:47,941 --> 00:21:50,610
 It's such a problem
 getting a good housekeeper.

361
00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:51,978
 Well, she goes.

362
00:21:52,746 --> 00:21:54,314
And the sooner, the better.

363
00:22:17,370 --> 00:22:18,672
   I'm leaving now.

364
00:22:21,207 --> 00:22:23,109
I'm sorry.

365
00:22:23,143 --> 00:22:26,279
Please believe me.
My nerves have been
on edge lately.

366
00:22:26,312 --> 00:22:29,983
  If you'll just pay me
  my wages.
Yes, of course.

367
00:22:30,083 --> 00:22:32,952
   But, you see,
   I would like to apologize...

368
00:22:32,986 --> 00:22:36,089
and perhaps, you'd even
consider staying on.

369
00:22:36,823 --> 00:22:38,725
 Not where I'm not wanted.

370
00:22:38,758 --> 00:22:41,728
But it was
all a misunderstanding.

371
00:22:41,761 --> 00:22:44,998
 I thought you were....
 I mean....

372
00:22:45,098 --> 00:22:47,100
Now that I've spoken to
my wife...

373
00:22:47,100 --> 00:22:49,102
 I know that she was
 upstairs all the time.

374
00:22:50,470 --> 00:22:52,405
   Was she?

375
00:22:52,439 --> 00:22:54,674
  It's not my place
  to tell you...

376
00:22:54,708 --> 00:22:56,276
 what's happening
behind your back.

377
00:22:57,811 --> 00:23:00,146
 What do you mean, Mrs. Sutton?

378
00:23:00,180 --> 00:23:04,584
   I mean your wife
   and that young man
   that she's in the play with.

379
00:23:04,617 --> 00:23:08,288
 They made me lie for them,
 and that's not what I was
 hired for, Mr. Montgomery.

380
00:23:08,722 --> 00:23:09,789
 Goodbye.

381
00:23:15,195 --> 00:23:16,596
 [door closing]

382
00:23:17,630 --> 00:23:19,065
Welbeck?

383
00:23:28,475 --> 00:23:29,676
Ethel.

384
00:23:31,277 --> 00:23:32,846
   Ethel.

385
00:23:32,879 --> 00:23:36,216
Darling, what's the matter?
You're not ill again.

386
00:23:36,249 --> 00:23:38,451
No, I'm not ill, but....

387
00:23:38,485 --> 00:23:41,988
   We got to do something
   about these nerves of yours.

388
00:23:42,088 --> 00:23:44,157
   I made you
   a nice cup of cocoa.

389
00:23:45,125 --> 00:23:46,860
  It will quiet you down.

390
00:23:57,137 --> 00:24:00,807
That was a warm and touching
   little fable, wasn't it?

391
00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:03,677
  The kind of story that
  gets you right here.

392
00:24:04,577 --> 00:24:07,180
 About my wine-testing.

393
00:24:07,213 --> 00:24:11,718
 I'm afraid I was very much
 mistaken about brand Z.

394
00:24:11,751 --> 00:24:14,154
   You will be relieved to hear
   there was nothing wrong
   with it.

395
00:24:14,187 --> 00:24:15,922
 Nothing had been added.

396
00:24:15,955 --> 00:24:18,258
 You see, it wasn't wine.

397
00:24:18,291 --> 00:24:20,360
 It was mosquito spray.

398
00:24:20,393 --> 00:24:23,263
The arsenic belonged there.

399
00:24:23,296 --> 00:24:26,866
   Apparently, the mosquitoes
   prefer their spray very dry.

400
00:24:28,068 --> 00:24:29,936
Next week
at this same time...

401
00:24:29,969 --> 00:24:32,806
 I shall invade
your living rooms again...

402
00:24:32,839 --> 00:24:34,774
   provided your television set
   holds up.

403
00:24:35,608 --> 00:24:36,643
   Good night.


